It’s time for my monthly tour of the blog. So pardon the dust as I knock the rust off everything. I have some photos to show you later, too.
Don’t let me forget.
First off I just started working at Michael’s Used Books, and It has been a blast. The store is a cultural landmark if you ask me, I say in an unsolicited personal opinion.
I don’t have any links to what we have in stock, but if you look at the header on my blog, that’s what 60% of the store looks like; shelves of obscure and well-read titles that cover every genre and style of book– from content to packaging.
I even found a ‘plush’ children’s book, complete with perverted hand-puppet action! I thought about putting it in the ‘erotica’ section, but decided wisely to slide it back into my pocket, um…uh, reshelve it.
I was thinking of self-publishing some of my stuff and selling it at the store; like my biography of Ron Jeremy: “If These Balls Could Talk,” and the new bio of Gun’s N’ Roses that I have been working on for fifeteen years: “They Shoot Horse, Don’t They?”
I am also going to be writing for The love of sports, so check it out. It is a great site if you are a fan of sports and good writing. And it is going to get even better soon…
Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me, before I leave I have some images I rendered for a graphic novel about Kurt Cobain and Tupac teaming up in the afterlife to fight crime. It’s tentatively titled “Dead Beat Dicks,” at least until my drug-addled brain comes up with something better. Let’s pray.
I took a look at your banner and I saw a book that you may be interested in. It details the only fact that is true and consistent in every part of the known universe and in every plane of existence: that everyone reads Danielle Steele. It is the Word, the Word of Steele, and Her Word is law. Death to the nonbelievers!
She knows when you’ve been sleeping. She knows when you’re awake…so you better be good for goodness’ sake…